One, one vacant foreclosure…ah ah ah

I started my job training for the U.S. Census today. Highlights included:

Government-issue pens: “Be careful of the pens, I think they were low-bid.” The ink cartridge is apparently shorter than the barrel. I think they might pop out randomly, but it didn’t happen yet. Nice.
Paperwork Reduction Act: The single paragraph on this had its own page in the middle of the I-9 form. The back of the page was blank.
The Oath of Office: Yeah, that oath of office. Apparently it’s the only one. So now I’m sworn to defend the Constitution against all enemies, foreign and domestic. I’m not even kidding.

They still haven’t told us when I get our guns…

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Bek Says:
April 13, 2010 at 4:23 pm

I was thinking of making chopped liver and fava bean salad to celebrate your new job.
xo
B
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